Future FBI training tapes will explain that if a busty, tanned Tampa socialite with an identical twin sister asks you to investigate the mistress of General David Petraeus for sending e‑mails about staying away from her man, proceed with the investigation only if you have not sent said socialite shirtless photos of yourself, which will impugn your impartiality. This will be part of the seven-hour training series called For Florida FBI Agents Only.