With a name that Anthony Weiner undoubtedly considered before settling on Carlos Danger and a face resembling the bully’s in nearly every 1980s movie (Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, A Christmas Story, Back to the Future), this 319-lb. (145 kg) lineman — voted the NFL’s second dirtiest player in 2012 — was suspended by the Miami Dolphins for taunting his own teammate, 312-lb. (142 kg) lineman Jonathan Martin, so intensely that Martin left the team, citing emotional distress.